I have a leak in the kitchen but I won't be bitchin'
The roofings got rusty, no longer trusty
I'll go to the hardware stall, get me some Butynol
Cover it with river rock so that it stays on top
Leaky roof that's no spoof I don't need no proof
Hey man it may look uncouth just like a broken tooth
But stopping that drip drip drip no good to sit sit sit
Actions required, nature don't care who's retired
Dropping wet drip drip splashing floor slip slip slip
Get me some Butynol something quite suitable
Get me some Butynol something that's roofable
Get me some Butynol nothing's more flexible
(fades out)
I want my automobile one that is stretchable
(laughter)
Very good. Just stay away from those celebrity parties though, you don’t want to be exposed in the Me Too movement.
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Why is Peter getting up so early?
ReplyDeleteThe sun rises earlier up North.
DeleteWell, Peter obviously does. Is he related to the sun?
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